Werewolf Bar Mitzvah: The Interactive Annotator

[Spoken intro — Tracy & Tray] Aw man, Tray, look up at the sky It's a full moon on the Sabbath This is scary Break it down

[Verse I — The Summons] I was working late on my Haftorah When I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah I opened it up and to my surprise There was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes

[Verse II — The Offer] He says tomorrow my son, you will be a man But tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray But tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay

[Refrain] Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves

[Refrain] Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves

[First Attempted Wrap] Alright, that was great Tray Okay, it's over, that's a wrap, oh

[Verse III — At the Bimah] The next day what happened The Talmud didn't teach, oh there's more I got up in front of everyone To give my little speech

[Verse IV — The Transformation] Then my teeth turned into fangs And my nails into claws And I nearly dropped the Torah When my hands turned into paws

[Verse V — Congregational Assent] I growled and I roared And my rabbi did as well It was a rocking werewolf zoo At Temple Beth-Emmanuel

[Interpolation — Attribution] Hey man, where'd you learn All these Jewish words? My manager, Harvey Lemmings

[Refrain] Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves

[Second Attempted Wrap] I don't, I, I just don't think this the idea of the song Can sustain itself for that long Because it, it seems a little sweaty now So this whole premise is sweaty

[Verse VI — Reception] We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club They served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks We had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes

[Bridge — Diegetic Recovery] Then I remembered the premise of my song I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone So we pulled ourselves together and we're wolf men again Just in time for monster fight to begin, no

[Verse VII — The Monster Fight] All the country club employees were brain sucking pack Who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack, no man So we fought them and some Dracula's and Frankensteins too 'Cause you gotta love Bar Mitzvah, even if you're not a, aroo

[Coda] Werewolf Bar Mitzvahs (There's no such thing as Frankensteins, steins) Spooky scary (There's no plural Frankenstein) Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves